Whoopi Cushion -- (When Oral Flatulence Passes For Humor Or Wisdom)

R.A. Hawkins

Recently Whoopi Goldberg, the leftwing brainchild, decided to entertain her minions of darkness with her benighted sense of humor. It is no surprise to me that Kerry was seen to be laughing his keester off at her decadent jokes. Poor Kerry didn’t have the sense to realize where this might leave him. Now he has the Republicans asking him to release a tape of the show so that everyone else can enjoy it. I rather doubt that will be happening anytime soon. ‘The moment we will not be able to share’ pretty much sums up the left these days though.

Seldom is any thought given as to how something might be received by others until it’s damage control time. I’m sure there will be some type of comment made about the Republicans not having a sense of humor and it will be offered with a mumbled apology. These people don’t know how to simply say “Hey I blew it. I’m sorry.” The best they can do is to blame you or anyone else, preferably someone who isn’t there to defend them self. But the whole gala affair was for honoring and garnering more cash for the new leftwing Clown Prince of Hubris. Since that is what the gasbag was celebrating I thought this would be a good time to take a look at the (man?) she loves so dearly.

Recently Drudge had a nice little set of pictures of Kerry with a guitar at a rock concert done to gather more money for Kerry. It brought back memories of Clinton with his Sexophone. There was another parallel I noticed immediately. Kerry doesn’t seem to have time for intelligence briefings on terrorism. He says he is too busy campaigning to do that right now. Clinton didn’t seem to have time for such things either. Those that still love him are as woefully ignorant of geopolitics as he is. I have a feeling that Kerry will make Clinton look like saint if he manages to get into office, even though he appears to be emulating the Clinton image in many ways.

One thing he seems to have learned from watching Bill Clinton is that you don’t dip your pen in company ink. (i.e. don’t do anything with the interns that will get you in trouble.) He appears to have learned that lesson quite well. Maybe that is why he can’t keep his hands off of that kid he has chosen as his running mate. On Tuesday when I saw the Drudge article “Kerry chooses a mate” with a picture of Edwards and Kerry gazing lovingly into each other’s eyes, one of my co-workers saw it and exclaimed. “Only in Massachusetts.”

The really amusing part is that there seem to be so many pictures of them ogling each other and touching each other. Ahh, the joys of focus groups. I have to wonder if the focus group that came up with this idea wasn’t based in San Francisco. Clinton said he didn’t inhale…I wonder what Kerry’s going to say he didn’t do?

Both Kerry and Edwards are as lost as a goose in a hailstorm when it comes to geopolitics. I really think that’s why Kerry doesn’t want to go to any of those meetings. He is probably quite certain those people will leak how stupid he really is regarding the world situation. If he gets into office I suspect the first thing he will do is gut the intelligence community, State Department and a bunch of other departments. He, like Clinton, will undoubtedly view all of them as enemies. Speaking of which, isn’t it interesting that it turns out Tenet’s CIA might have been the problem regarding intel on Iraq? Hey! Didn’t Clinton put Tenet in there? Gosh! I think he was. How come nobody is pointing at Clinton anymore? The media must be smoking dope or something because this is actually short-term memory stuff here, not that forgetting has anything to do with it.

Oh, by the way folks, Clinton helped to push Kerry and Edwards together. Could it be that Edwards is an easy target for political flak and only the Clintons know it?

I really think I should cut Whoopi some slack. After all she’s just one of many decadent gasbags defending and supporting a bunch of other decadent gasbags. She is probably clueless that it was a Clinton appointee that was running the CIA and not somebody Bush put in there. I can’t help but wonder if she finished up her little show by floating something in the punch bowl after the party. If she did, it would have matched her performance, which was the same thing as floating something in the punch bowl. Kerry and Edwards will have to drink that punch now. This may be the first time that Edwards opts out for the milk and cookies everyone keeps offering him.


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